What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

But this is not

What did one boob say to the other boob

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I don't like

I don't like religions.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Lose lips shimk ships.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

You shall not bear false witness.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Maybe leave out

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Innocent before proven guilty

Deuteronomy 17

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Your going to be alright just relax

This isn't going to, hurt.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?